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Both
take up too much space on the bed.
Both
have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
Both
fart shamelessly.
Both
mark their territory.
Both
like dominance games.
Both
are suspicious of the postman.
Both
have an inordinate fascination with women's brassiere.
The
smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
Neither
tells you what's bothering them.
Neither understands what you see in cats.
Neither
of them notice when you get your hair cut.
Neither
does any dishes.
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