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If
it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches,
no one will be offended if you scratch it in public. |
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No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you
get older. |
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Personal hygiene is a blast: No one expects you to take a bath
every day, and you don't even have to comb your own hair. |
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Having a wet nose is considered a sign of good health. |
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No one thinks less of you for passing gas. Some people might
actually think you're cute. |
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Who
needs a big home entertainment system? A bone or an old shoe
can entertain you for hours. |
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You can spend hours just smelling stuff. |
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No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner. You never
have to worry about table manners, and if you gain weight, it's
someone else's fault. |
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It doesn't take much to make you happy. You're always excited
to see the same old people. All they have to do is leave the
room for five minutes and come back. |
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If
you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what
you want. |
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Every garbage can looks like a cold buffet to you. |
